You remember when I did that April fools blog where I said I was fired from blogging by my dad and brother? I know that was so long ago, but I just found this blog and it makes me laugh and hope it makes you laugh too. I also don’t want to waste it. Hopefully all my readers caught that it was an April’s Fools joke. Hopefully! Omg, is nobody reading my blogs anymore? Hello! I think I just heard a pin drop.
Anyway, to those who are still reading, at some point, I eluded to the fact that I didn’t really know if many people were reading my blogs. So you wouldn’t believe this. This is crazy. Nuts! There are actually more than 100 people reading my blog. Yes, well over 100. No freakin’ way. Actually, hold on a minute, it’s in the 1000s and not just like 1000, sometimes it’s 3000 or 4000 and more recently it is way more like 5k because of the free sewing machines that I am giving away to those in need. Omg, all for my crappy blog! I just can’t. WTF? (F for fabric of course) I mean, how stupid is that moniker…Tales Of A Fourth…blah, blah, blah, dork? Someone please rename my blog. It takes five minutes for me to just type that nonsense in to the title bar and then I need to type in an actual title too. How about some suggestions for a new moniker to replace Tales Of A Fourth Generation Textile Executive and be nice please?
This is hysterical though. Who knew? And who are all these readers? I think it is bots. Maybe it’s a conspiracy to make me think I am cool or people actually care about what I am saying. Maybe it was the Clintons. I hate to be political, but I couldn’t resist. Or maybe it was the Russians. I think the people of Word Press are messing with me and the stats are all lies. Anyway, the internet is crazy.
Can someone please pinch me? Can someone please say something? Time for my loyal readers to come out from behind your fabric and sewing machines to say anything in the comments section. Pretty please already. We need to get all the cards out on the table here.
Anyway, I gotta go now before I die of laughter. I think I am going to celebrate my blog fame. Want to join me for a little soirée? Table for 5000. LOLOLOLO 😂. Have a great week, a happy Thanksgiving and be thankful for being alive. And most of all, thanks for following my blogs.
PS….I want to thank 2 amazing English professors from the University of Michigan: John Rubadeau and Eric (spacing on the last name right now, but he knows who he is). I also want to thank my law degree. What a difference good teachers can make.
PSS….dad and bro will be giving me a raise real soon.
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